“Pretty sure I saw Ryan at a Bass Pro Shops in Tallahassee arguing with a taxidermy moose.”
— @truthdigger84

“Ryan was definitely working the soft pretzel stand at my kid’s soccer game. I asked for mustard. He whispered, ‘The truth is in the sauce,’ then vanished.”
— listener_from_Zone8

“He was in the background of a Real Housewives episode. Freeze-frame at 14:03. He’s holding a blender.”
— Connie B.

“I swear I saw him once. He was standing near the nacho cheese pump at a gas station. Just nodded and vanished. Like smoke.”
— Denise M., Ohio

“He fixed my Wi-Fi and then disappeared into the hallway. My roommates say he never existed. But I still have internet.”
— Karan V., Vancouver

“He once gave a TED Talk. I think. The footage cuts out right before he says his name.”
— Anonymous Conference Attendee

“He played bass in my cousin’s band for two weeks. Never said a word. We called him ‘The Vibe.’”
— Ray C., Indiana

“I matched with him on a dating app. We chatted for a bit, then my phone bricked itself. I took that as a sign.”
— Jess L., Brooklyn

“He gave me great advice once. But now I can’t remember what it was or where we were. Just that I left feeling smarter and kinda hungry.”
— Mallory S., Possibly Dreaming

“There’s a mural of him in an alley downtown. No one remembers painting it.”
— Tour Guide, New Orleans

☑️ EXCERPT: REDACTED GOVERNMENT FILE | “PROJECT NIGHTHAWK”

Subject: RYAN (Unconfirmed Identity)
Location: Undisclosed forest, Oregon
Time: 03:17 AM
"Subject appeared briefly on infrared. No heat signature. Moved like a human, but… smoother? Agent Hicks claims he 'heard jazz.' Footage corrupted. Recommend surveillance drones and additional coffee."
— Agent L. Donnelly

📖 JOURNAL ENTRY – FOUND IN ABANDONED MOTEL (1978)

"Met a man today. Said his name was Ryan. Wore a denim jacket and had eyes like someone who’d seen all the Star Wars movies before they came out. We shared a cigarette. He told me, 'Don’t trust clocks.' Then he left."

🎙️ TRANSCRIPT: “Strange Radio” Episode 149

CALLER: “My grandpa said Ryan helped him rebuild a carburetor with just a spoon and a cassette tape. Said he walked off whistling and somehow fixed the radio on his way out. Is… is that possible?”
HOST: “Anything’s possible. Especially with Ryan.”

🧾 HANDWRITTEN NOTE – CRUMPLED IN OLD PHOTO ALBUM

"If you see Ryan, tell him the signal came through. And that we still have the tape. He’ll know what it means. Burn this."

📸 CCTV FOOTAGE REPORT – AIRPORT LOUNGE (Date Unclear)

[Man appears briefly in security feed, sipping coffee, looking directly at camera. Lip movement suggests he mouths: “Tell Frankie I’m not late, I’m early.”]
Feed cuts to static.

🔊 AUDIO RECORDING (UNLABELED CASSETTE)

[Scratching sounds. A voice, calm and amused:] “I’m not a ghost. I just take better exits.”

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